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  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: So you’re sat in your halls with a couple of the #Lads from uni and you know you are getting on it later so the pints start flowing about 5. Then Smithy, (fucking smithy), pipes up with “lads lads lads lads, i’m feeling rather peckish boys” and you know it’s Tuesday so curry club at spoons is completely off the cards, and well you can’t get a full on Indian cause it’ll only be exiting your system in your cheeky tactical chunder later on that night, it is Get On It Tuesday at Gatecrasher after all. So you all lace up your Gazelles, gel your hair to the side cause you know all the #piff girls think it looks dank, button up your polo’s and head off to nandos to get the piri piri sauce flowing, and to enjoy some top notch banter with the lads. The sign that you had an extra cheeky nandos is that someone will utter the words “Archbishop of Banterbury”.

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    isasc, i cant believe you made me read that
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    @ohanadoesntapplytoadam me at uni
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